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Hedge Your Wardrobe Against Boring Fashion

Hedge Your Wardrobe Against Boring Fashion

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When the trade war heats up and the charts get volatile, you need a fit that speaks louder than a Fed meeting. This isn't just a shirt; it's a snapshot of the current market sentiment. Whether you're bullish on volatility or just hedging your bets, this design helps you express exactly how you feel about the state of the global economy without saying a word.


Built on a premium Champion base, this tee is designed for the trader who spends hours analyzing the news and needs maximum comfort while HODLing through the chaos. It’s the perfect way to connect with other traders who understand that when the tariffs hit, the candles move.


The Specs:

100% cotton (Because soft fabrics are the only "soft landing" we believe in)

Champion “C” logo patch on the left sleeve

Deep armholes for ease and mobility during intense trading sessions

Oxford Grey Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Fabric weight: 7 oz/yd² (237.3 g/m²)

1″ (2.5 cm) bound ribbed crew neck

Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
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